“Have you ever stopped in the midst of an adventure far from home, taken a suspicious look completely around you, shrugged, and then continued along your way? If not, you’ve never traveled with us. It happens all the time to Jason and me.”
–Mark Bloom & Jason Scholder (2010)
Don't Even Go There—Travel Writing for the Rest of Us
Even if the world is your oyster, you can still chip a tooth on its shell. While travel magazines feature exotic locales of breathtaking beauty, we expose sites so depressing that no traveler this side of Edgar Allan Poe would venture there without a tub-load of tranquilizers. Take Las Vegas (please) and the $5.99 all-you-can-eat buffet line at Sam’s Town. That's the world we explore at Don’t Even Go There.
On this site, we tell of places we’ve visited but wish we hadn’t. We reveal vacation plans gone awry and relate horror stories from the road best abandoned. These true stories reflect where we’ve chosen to go. We only have ourselves to blame. We rarely needed to exaggerate—the truth really is stranger than a Dan Brown novel.
Don’t Even Go There: travel tips for those of us who aren’t escorted by security guards, pampered by wealthy benefactors, or provided a generous per diem. This blog is for seasoned travelers and armchair tourists who want the real world first-hand and head-on, with all its drama, horror, and humor. You’ll laugh at us, cry with us, and decide to stay home more often.
15 June 2010
Quote of the Month
Every once in a while a great Truth occurs to us. It usually happens when we least expect it: in the shower, in a car filled with strangers, or in the police station having our fingerprints taken. While scrambling to find a pen to write it down, it often gets skewed. So, without further ado, here’s our latest attempt at profundity. Hope you enjoy it.